Clean Colon Humor!

THE BOSS

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be the Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The legs said, "We should be the Boss because only we can take the body anywhere it wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

The stomach said, "I should be the Boss because I digest all the food and keep the body healthy."

The eyes said, "I give the body sight and the ability to see all the beauty in the world, so I should be the Boss."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, etc, until finally the colon spoke up and declared he be the Boss. All the parts laughed at the idea of the colon being the Boss. This angered the colon so much that he went on strike, locked himself up and refused to work. 

After a few days passed, the situation was bleak; the brain fevered, the legs got weak & shaky, the hands clenched, the stomach grew increasingly queasy, the eyes started to water, and the heart and lungs began to panic. Eventually they all decided that the colon should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the feces!

Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss!

Death begins in the colon... so clean your colon today!

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